Noun 1. moustachio - a large bushy moustache (with hair growing sometimes down the sides of the mouth)
handle-bars, mustachio
moustache, mustache - an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

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Moustaches for the win!

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Ladies love it.

 

My wife won't give me a dirty sanchez.

This is fucking weird. Being almost thirty and having done all of this. Man, I can't wait to be 40 to see how much I've accomplished. My goal is to retire at 40.

 

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Don't tempt me...

EDB

 

Dirty Sanchez by age 40?

 

Si.

 

Where is that guy from "My Classic Car" or whatever. His 'stache is great.

 

Dennis Gage is his name.

 

I was forced to shave it.

Had an important meeting and the damn thing was still in the early stages.

 

Here's what I do. Start growing a beard. Nobody questions a beard. Then when you're about 3 or 4 weeks in and have the good terrorist look going, you shave everything but the upper lip

 

I was working out in the middle of nowhere 5-6 years ago. I challenged my work crew to a porn stache growing contest. It didn't much matter because we were all staying in RV's and didn't see civilization for a few months. So the last week of work at the end of the project rolls around and it's time to pay up for the best moustache. A few days before I had to make a trip to town so I picked up some just for men moustache black dye. I can't grow much of a stache so I needed the competitive edge. I get back to my RV before work and follow the directions. Brush in, wait 7 minutes and wash out. Voila. I was rewarded with a rich, full looking porn stache. I was ecstatic! I went to work and nobody seemed to notice that it was dyed. The next day we were slated to wrap up the project and head home for a week. I got to the trailer that night and decided to give the moustache the full deal with the dye. If I was gonna win this sucker it was my only real chance. I slathered the dye generously all over my upper lip, using 2-3 times more than the night before. I left it on there for a good half hour as opposed to the recommended time. 30 minutes expires and I go to the bathroom and rinse it out to bask in all of my moustachy goodness. I look in the mirror and I have this fucking perimeter of moustache dye surrounding my whiskers! I panicked! My quick moving brain told me that if I just forfeited the contest and shaved it off, the lions share of the dye would go with it and I would be able to aggressively scrub the rest off. I shaved the whiskers off and when I looked in the mirror this time I was rewarded with a thick fucking clown mouth of black dye covering my upper lip. I scrubbed that fucker with everything I could find in the trailer but eventually realized that it wasn't coming off. It wasn't bad enough that I had to face my crew with this retarded clown mouth, but we finished the job so I got to go home to the wife and inlaws looking like a god dammed paint huffer.

 

Holy shit, lol!

This reminds me of when I though it would be a good I dea to put mascara in mymustache before a date. That thick black shit looked soooofucking retarded and would NOT come off! I ended up trying acetone to get it off....that didnt work out so well.

 

ROFL @ evilsports and ptm.

 

EvilSports...your F-ing killing me...that is too damn funny!

 

HAHAHA, those are some great stories.

 

you cant go wrong with the dick butkis look men want to be like you women want to be with you and a couple men to

 

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Nice

That picture reminds me of Jesse Ventura, so I did google search to try to find a picture where he had the bandana like that, and found this one!!



Here is another fine specimen of a stache.

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